Dr. Em and Princess WeeWee are sisters raised by a pair of free spirited hippies. One sister rebelled to become a world renowned psychiatrist; specializing in phobias. The other sister embraced the possibility of ideals and became an award winning artist. Both sisters hold a very low tolerance for idiocy and work in their own way to address and combat the common sense challenged. These pages chronicle their adventures and observations.
Can I come and live on your back porch? I don't fight or scratch or mate and i don't have parties. The backyard is a fine outhouse and I promise not to bother the rabbits. I'll eat at McDonald's. I'll keep the squatter cats away, you'll only have squatter mother.
No mom, you can't live on the porch. I've told you a million times, I have a perfectly good cot in the basement for you. It's a bit damp and you'll have to watch out for the dancing washing machine but you'll be able to go to the bathroom indoors. But no complaining about how I don't have a pool or workout room like you have at your place...
Wait a minute, I live in a senior citizens building. It's so wrong. The pool is for therapy and grandchildren and I'm allergic to the workout room, you know that. I want to get fat in peace and harmony...like on a porch.
In that case the basement cot will not work...too many stairs. New plan - we trade places. I live in your fancy, upscale condo with the tricked out gym and pool filled with baby oil and you come live here! I'll put put up a porch swing and ensure you have an endless supply of wine and treats for the squatter cats. Should I start a line of credit for you at the Dairy Queen across the street? I'm sure for the right price they'll deliver.
I think the owner of the Dairy Queen is cute. I keep telling you he likes you, I have no idea why his gold necklace turns you off. You can't hold it against a guy for having chest hair. The whole hairless look in men is disgusting. How about that guy with the knives in his fingers? Mr. X? Not Mr. T, although you have to admit Mr. T's jewelry is very manly. Mr. Wolf? Anyway he's very hairy. You live in Minnesota, most guys here are blonds, is it his blond chest hair that's bothering you? You'll never meet a guy in this building, most of them are dead anyway.
I don't bug, I don't nag, and I'm not trying to be passive aggressive. I simply strive to understand some of the great mysteries in life. Men shave their heads and wax their chests. The other day I was watching "Million Dollar Listing," the very attractive man in the shower was shaving his arms! Not his pits, his actual arms. "Let me give you a hug dear." "No thank you that razor stubble on your arms gives me a rash on my shoulders."
Can I come and live on your back porch? I don't fight or scratch or mate and i don't have parties.
ReplyDeleteThe backyard is a fine outhouse and I promise not to bother the rabbits. I'll eat at McDonald's. I'll keep the squatter cats away, you'll only have squatter mother.
No mom, you can't live on the porch. I've told you a million times, I have a perfectly good cot in the basement for you. It's a bit damp and you'll have to watch out for the dancing washing machine but you'll be able to go to the bathroom indoors. But no complaining about how I don't have a pool or workout room like you have at your place...
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Just go my invite from JetBlack. Fire up the Juzzi !
ReplyDeleteNo funny business you two!
DeleteWait a minute, I live in a senior citizens building. It's so wrong. The pool is for therapy and grandchildren and I'm allergic to the workout room, you know that. I want to get fat in peace and harmony...like on a porch.
ReplyDeleteIn that case the basement cot will not work...too many stairs. New plan - we trade places. I live in your fancy, upscale condo with the tricked out gym and pool filled with baby oil and you come live here! I'll put put up a porch swing and ensure you have an endless supply of wine and treats for the squatter cats. Should I start a line of credit for you at the Dairy Queen across the street? I'm sure for the right price they'll deliver.
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I think the owner of the Dairy Queen is cute. I keep telling you he likes you, I have no idea why his gold necklace turns you off. You can't hold it against a guy for having chest hair. The whole hairless look in men is disgusting. How about that guy with the knives in his fingers? Mr. X? Not Mr. T, although you have to admit Mr. T's jewelry is very manly. Mr. Wolf? Anyway he's very hairy. You live in Minnesota, most guys here are blonds, is it his blond chest hair that's bothering you? You'll never meet a guy in this building, most of them are dead anyway.
ReplyDeleteIt's Wolverine from the X-Men and I will revoke your posting privileges if you try to use this blog as one more way to bug me about my love life.
DeleteI don't bug, I don't nag, and I'm not trying to be passive aggressive. I simply strive to understand some of the great mysteries in life. Men shave their heads and wax their chests. The other day I was watching "Million Dollar Listing," the very attractive man in the shower was shaving his arms! Not his pits, his actual arms.
ReplyDelete"Let me give you a hug dear."
"No thank you that razor stubble on your arms gives me a rash on my shoulders."
I din't know... I think Princess WeeWee and Wolverine would make a nice couple. Sort of like Beauty and the Beast... or Crazy and Pretend :)
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