I'm a HUGE Simpsons fan, so is Dr Em. I own the first 20 seasons and watch them over and over again. Every week I pick a new quote to put on my inspiration board. Something that makes me giggle. There are a ton of Simpsons quote lists out there but almost all of them are missing one of my very favorite quotes. A quote Dr Em and I play off each other almost every time we're together.
Homer: No Beer, No TV make Homer something, something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! Mwallllaaawalllaaa!
Other favorites include...
Homer: Look the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, girl Bart and the one that doesn't talk. Then there's the fat one, oh how I loathe him...
Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike; you go in everyday and do a really half-assed job. It's the American way.
Ralph: It tastes like burning!
Dolphin Leader: <squeaky> Snorky speak now <clears throat> Ten million years ago...
Homer: <singing> you don't win friends with salad - you don't win friends with salad
Homer: I am so smart, s-m-r-t...I mean s-m-A-r-t
I hope these made you grin!
Princess WeeWee
:) Made me grin!
ReplyDeleteHere's a newer one from last season's Treehouse of Horror episode that had me rolling. It was a Twilight parody and Lisa is bringing her vampire boyfriend over to dinner.
Lisa: My boyfriend will be here. Remember not to be yourselves.
Homer: I know, I know. Don't serve anything with garlic, don't try to stab him in the heart with a stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein, it's racist somehow.
And an always classic...
Homer: I'm no missionary. I don't even believe in Jeebus..... SAVE ME JEEBUS!
Ah! great mid-morning break, thanks WeeWee!
Dr. Em
Some more good ones...
ReplyDeleteHomer: I'm not normally a praying man but if you're up there, please save me Superman
Homer: If we had $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of stuff...like love.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Homer: English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Princess WeeWee
A good pick me up for today...
ReplyDeleteHomer: you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is never try
Dr. Em
Ralph: I'm going to Africa and I'm going to see lions and tigers and Santa Claus...
ReplyDelete@ Springfield Retirement Castle
ReplyDeleteOld Guy: You know it's too bad, we've had that dog as long as I can remember.
Grampa: What dog?
Old Guy: Who the hell are you?
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
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