Thursday, February 23, 2012

A Favorite Simpsons Quote

I'm a HUGE Simpsons fan, so is Dr Em. I own the first 20 seasons and watch them over and over again. Every week I pick a new quote to put on my inspiration board. Something that makes me giggle. There are a ton of Simpsons quote lists out there but almost all of them are missing one of my very favorite quotes. A quote Dr Em and I play off each other almost every time we're together.

Homer: No Beer, No TV make Homer something, something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! Mwallllaaawalllaaa!

Other favorites include...

Homer: Look the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, girl Bart and the one that doesn't talk. Then there's the fat one, oh how I loathe him...

Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike; you go in everyday and do a really half-assed job. It's the American way.

Ralph: It tastes like burning!

Dolphin Leader: <squeaky> Snorky speak now <clears throat> Ten million years ago...

Homer: <singing> you don't win friends with salad - you don't win friends with salad

Homer: I am so smart, s-m-r-t...I mean s-m-A-r-t

I hope these made you grin!

Princess WeeWee


  1. :) Made me grin!

    Here's a newer one from last season's Treehouse of Horror episode that had me rolling. It was a Twilight parody and Lisa is bringing her vampire boyfriend over to dinner.

    Lisa: My boyfriend will be here. Remember not to be yourselves.

    Homer: I know, I know. Don't serve anything with garlic, don't try to stab him in the heart with a stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein, it's racist somehow.

    And an always classic...

    Homer: I'm no missionary. I don't even believe in Jeebus..... SAVE ME JEEBUS!

    Ah! great mid-morning break, thanks WeeWee!

    Dr. Em

  2. Some more good ones...

    Homer: I'm not normally a praying man but if you're up there, please save me Superman

    Homer: If we had $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of love.

    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

    Homer: English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

    Princess WeeWee

  3. A good pick me up for today...

    Homer: you tried your best and failed miserably. the lesson is never try

    Dr. Em

  4. Ralph: I'm going to Africa and I'm going to see lions and tigers and Santa Claus...

  5. @ Springfield Retirement Castle

    Old Guy: You know it's too bad, we've had that dog as long as I can remember.
    Grampa: What dog?
    Old Guy: Who the hell are you?

  6. Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?